Oooh….”Syfy!” Amber, did you hear about that hip new channel? Let’s go watch!
Okay, Crystal! What’s on?
It’s a TV movie about a giant mutated iguana who tries to eat several college kids! And mostly succeeds!
I saw something like that on the Sci Fi Channel, but it was pretty geeky and nerdy, so I changed the channel. I bet this one is much less geeky and nerdy, though!
Because it’s on “Syfy!” And look at the shampoo commercials…
Way to kick your own fans in the teeth, Sci Fi Channel. But then, now that BSG is wrapping up, they don’t really have any science fiction shows anyway, so I guess they got the timing right…