I didn’t realize how weak my camel’s back was getting until this straw broke it. I totally thought this snuck over to AV Club from the satirical part of the Onion site. I mean, Asteroids: The Movie? Really?
I know the economy is bad. I know Hollywood is looking for established, familiar, “sure thing” properties. But but but…really?
Seriously, let’s take a stand, people! We need to stop legitimizing the film industy’s remake/reboot/redo recrap. So spend your hard-earned, movie-going dollar not at Random Familiar Thing II, or Old TV Show Redux, but at: anything else.
I mean, what’s next? Life Cereal Commercial: The Movie?